1.
At the beginning of my service, I was clueless
about bikes and considered 10km to be a long ride. But since then, I have
become a bike addict and I crave the feeling of being out on a long ride (30km
+), the wind on my face and my legs aching but muscles glowing. If a road is
really terrible, I would rather bike it than take a taxi-brousse, because
biking is more fun, and often faster. Plus, I now know how to fix a flat,
change a tube, and adjust the brakes.
2.
I wear shorts more than I ever have in my life,
even as a kid.
3.
Consequently, I have more freckles than I have
ever had in my life—on my legs, but also on my face, back, shoulders, and arms.
4.
My hair is sunbleached at the ends and so I
accidentally have that ombre look going on.
5.
I can put away a massive bowl of rice like
nobody’s business. In fact, I will never look at a bowl of rice the same way
again.
6.
I’m able to navigate crowded markets-- both on
bike and on foot-- that would have once given me claustrophobia-induced panic
attacks.
7.
I consider a 4-hour taxi brousse ride to be a
“short trip”.
8.
The colossal magnitude by which I miss New York
makes me realize that I am never going to be one those people who just lives
there for a few years after college. I’ve realized now that it’s my home, and I
can’t wait to go back to it.
9.
I have mastered the public transportation of a
massive African capital city.
10. I
regularly conduct business in three languages (English, French, Malagasy).
11. Foreign
travel will never again be the same to me-- serving in the Peace Corps gives
you the ability to exist and move through foreign cultures with much more ease.
12. I’ve
turned into a cat person--- by virtue of necessity in this country. (Hate rats?
Learn to love cats.)
13. I’ve
never appreciated things like toilets, running water, and refrigeration so much
in my life. There is nothing quite like a cold drink when it’s 90 degrees out
and you’ve just biked 30km.
14. Apples
and peaches are “exotic” fruit, while coconuts, bananas, pineapple, corissol,
pocanelle, sakoa, guava, avocadoes, and passion fruit are my everyday fare,
depending on what’s in season.
15. Speaking
of which, I have never before appreciated fruit seasons so much. For they are
the bringers of the avocadoes. 10 cents each? I’ll take 5, thank you.
16. I
have discovered just how much better a long brousse ride, or a long bike ride,
is when you have a friend with you.
17. Uncomfortable,
awkward social situations don’t really feel that awkward of uncomfortable. You
get used to things always being weird.
18. Sometimes
I feel like I could strangle a bear for a toasted bagel and cream cheese. Or a
good cup of coffee. Or a decent slice of pizza. Or…
19. Internet
is a luxury that I pay by the megabyte for. But when I do get to use unlimited
wifi, I really don’t want to open the Pandora’s box of the internet, so I stick
with just Gmail and Facebook as usual.
20. I’ve
decided that listening to “I Found a Reason” by the Velvet Underground is like
inhabitating a world of perfection for 3 minutes.
21. Without
trying to sound sanctimonious, my eyes have really been opened to how the rest
of the world lives. As a result, I have little tolerance for
first-world-problem complaints. Your takeout order getting mixed up is not a
problem. Neither is the fact that AT&T won’t let you use FaceTime with
unlimited data. (Sometimes the
Facebook posts I read make me want to scream.) Those of us who are fortunate
enough to have money to feed ourselves and our families, have access to medical
care, and have a sturdy roof over our heads need to remember how lucky we are.
I try to do this every day.
22. I
fear that I will never again be able to speak English without peppering it with
Malagasy words like mahay, fomba,
simbasimba, azafady, and many others.
23. I
am no longer afraid (or too clueless) to order a whole fish at a restaurant.
24. I
physically cannot go to bed without scrubbing my feet. Parasy are no joke.
25. My
adventurous streak has come out. When I hear about a waterfall, or a cool but
inaccessible national park, my first though is “Let’s bike there!!! I want to
explore!”
26. Now
that I have to use a pre-paid phone, and find myself wanting to talk and text
with friends much more than I can afford, I long for the days when I had a
contract phone with plenty of minutes and text messages included. And I can’t
believe that I would have so many unused minutes and texts left over at the end
of every month. Why wasn’t I calling my friends ALL THE TIME? When I get back
to America, I am doing that.
27. Also
blowing my mind: the fact that I had UNLIMITED data on my iPhone plan. Again,
now that I have to pay per megabyte for internet usage, the fact that an
unlimited plan even exists is insane to think about.
28. I
have become somewhat of an accidental vegan. About 65% of the things I eat just
happen to be vegan, by virtue of the limited availability of animal food
products here. Another 30% are vegetarian, and the remaining 15% contain a
small amount of fish or meat. I get the majority of my protein from
beans/lentils, peanuts/peanut butter, eggs, and sardines. And I’ve realized
that I feel so much healthier eating this way. I mean, I’m sure the Paleo diet
has its benefits, but it’s not really a sustainable way to eat, and it’s
laughably impossible for non-Westerners to eat that way.
29. The
things that I thought would be difficult before I got here—like health issues,
feeling isolated, or having to use a kabone and fetch water from a pump, have
not really been a big deal. The biggest challenges are actually ones that I’d
never anticipated: figuring out how to have enough work, anxiety about not being
a good enough volunteer/not having enough impact on my community, stress about
interpersonal relationships with other volunteers (Peace Corps is a bit like
high school at times), the constant fluctuation in my weight, and the worry
that I spend too much time in my house and that I am not out there in the
community enough.
30. For
Easter Monday, my neighbor said she would cook for us if I bought a chicken. So
I went to the market, negotiated a price, and then put a live chicken in my
saddlebag and biked home. And I didn’t really find this activity to be all that
weird. Also, the chicken was delicious.